Sunday, 9 October 2011
Magpie Tales (October 9th.)
"Anything in the paper today, dear?" said the Queen at breakfast, putting down her teacup.
"No. But I'm ON the paper!" exclaimed the King excitedly.
"Not funny, dear. I think we've had enough of that joke, haven't we."
"Not sulking are we?" asked the Queen sternly.
"No," said the King. "But you do make me feel rather small."