There was a young lady of Thrace Who collected young men by the brace. She ended up smothered By five hundred lovers. But she died with a smile on her face.
I live with my husband in Devizes in Wiltshire where I spend my time writing, reading, riding (I am the lucky owner of a beautiful horse, Blue), and keeping up with my four children and an increasing number of small grandchildren (eight so far). I was for many years a nurse and a Relate counsellor. I have taught creative writing both at a local college and a prison, and I review a wide variety of items - including books - for the Amazon Vine programme.I write to death row prisoners in America, being a life-long opponent jof the death penalty. And I spend too much time blogging..
I can be contacted by email: franstott@waitrose.com
of yore, by the score? Just a thought. Thanks for this lighthearted Magpie.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for fun limericks...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a fun take. :-)
ReplyDeleteLaughs...very funny.
ReplyDeleteHahaha - excellent! :o)
ReplyDeleteOh, Frances! So funny. I've pondered this image, not sure what to do with it, and you make it look so easy.
ReplyDeleteThat put a smile on my facer too!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant :)
ReplyDeleteI'd be smiling too!
ReplyDeletePriceless! I am still clapping and laughing!
ReplyDeleteclever, clever!
ReplyDeleteoh i bet she did...lol
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! If Edward Lear were alive, he would wish he had thought of it. Thank you for sharing, Frances. =D
ReplyDeleteCool :)
ReplyDeleteYou're good at these! Just what I needed to cheer me up, thanks, Frances!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great one, Frances!
ReplyDeleteI really love it!
ReplyDeletethis is great- love this limerick!
ReplyDeleteSmiling here too .....
ReplyDeleteLove it! :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind comments, everyone!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Love this! Thanks for the smile on my own face...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant stuff Frances. I wouldn't mind dying that way...
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]