Our Sidney believes himself cursed,
And he's always expected the worst.
So he quite understands
Now his dismembered hands
Have won prizes for Damien Hirst.
(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)
Damien Hirst is an English artist who specialises in the ...er...unusual. Pickled cows with sawn-in-half calves spring to mind. If you haven't heard of him, then this limerick is even more silly than it seems!
I live with my husband in Devizes in Wiltshire where I spend my time writing, reading, riding (I am the lucky owner of a beautiful horse, Blue), and keeping up with my four children and an increasing number of small grandchildren (eight so far). I was for many years a nurse and a Relate counsellor. I have taught creative writing both at a local college and a prison, and I review a wide variety of items - including books - for the Amazon Vine programme.I write to death row prisoners in America, being a life-long opponent jof the death penalty. And I spend too much time blogging..
I can be contacted by email: franstott@waitrose.com
10/10 again, Frances!
ReplyDeleteNot sure I deserve that, but thank you
DeleteWonderful limerick!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Laurie.
DeleteSkillful and not all that far from brilliant...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant...? Wow! Thanks!
DeleteThis brightened a Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteAnything that brightens your Monday morning, Adrian, has to be worthwhile!
DeleteWonderful, and a clever drawing too.
ReplyDeleteDoc FTSE said it all...
ReplyDeleteOh, Jinksy...what can I say?
DeleteBeautiful writing..
ReplyDeleteexistentialism
Great! Except that drawing is by M.C. Escher, not Damien Hirst.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Please explain what you mean...
Damien Hirst is an English artist who specialises in the ...er...unusual. Pickled cows with sawn-in-half calves spring to mind. If you haven't heard of him, then this limerick is even more silly than it seems!
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ReplyDeleteSo, what's the deal with Sidney (if I may be so bold as to ask, of course)?
ReplyDeleteHmmm....I'm not sure what you mean?
Deleteheh heh heh - at least he got there in the end........!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Helena!
DeleteAt last! An amusing one!
ReplyDeleteBut only because I can't do serious ones, Trellissimo!
DeleteFolk who know me or read by blog know I rarely laugh. I laughed at this one. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI looked this artist up... This WOULD fit right in!
ReplyDeletePerhaps I should, too, Margaret...
DeleteThanks for always making me smile!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome, Carrie!
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