John has just discovered that he can talk to his iPad, and ask Google questions verbally. He's very excited about this, but it can lead to some fearful misunderstandings. A favourite eating place of his is called Gidleigh Park, and we are going there next week. So he asked Google what was on the menu.
"Gidleigh Park menus!" Quoth he. But what he got was "deadly cock menus", which led to this bewildering website: