For I have found the perfect present for the person who has everything: a subscription to the Flat Earth Society. At only $12, it comes with an inscribed medallion (flat, of course) and a certificate. And the recipient it almost certain not to be a member already, so s/he will undoubtedly be surprised. Delight will, of course, be optional.
Not at all. You're most welcome.
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I have just the person in mind I'd like to surprise with this special gift!!
ReplyDeleteBut it now, Meike, before they're over-subscribed!
DeleteArgh... not the festive C word already! We're just getting settled into our new home.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that, Rosemary. I shall bury myself before the C word arrives. Good luck in your new home.
DeleteMaybe not . The next person on my birthday list , a nearly ten yearold literalist ( aren't they all at that age ), would talk me to death before he became eleven .
ReplyDeleteActually, a ten year old might love it!
DeleteMy husband would be delighted!
ReplyDeleteThere you are then, Wendy. Present problem solved!
DeleteI think I'll give this one a miss!
ReplyDeleteI think you're wise, Maggie.
DeleteI'm speechless. Don't even think of writing what you are thinking, Frances.
ReplyDeleteAll right. I won't, then. Just for you, Graham.
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