Friday, 19 May 2017

Start your Christmas shopping now!

For I have found the perfect present for the person who has everything: a subscription to the Flat Earth Society. At only $12, it comes with an inscribed medallion (flat, of course) and a certificate. And the recipient it almost certain not to be a member already, so s/he will undoubtedly be surprised. Delight will, of course, be optional.

Not at all. You're most welcome.

12 comments:

  1. I have just the person in mind I'd like to surprise with this special gift!!

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    1. But it now, Meike, before they're over-subscribed!

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  2. Argh... not the festive C word already! We're just getting settled into our new home.

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    1. Sorry about that, Rosemary. I shall bury myself before the C word arrives. Good luck in your new home.

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  3. Maybe not . The next person on my birthday list , a nearly ten yearold literalist ( aren't they all at that age ), would talk me to death before he became eleven .

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    1. Actually, a ten year old might love it!

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    1. There you are then, Wendy. Present problem solved!

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  5. I think I'll give this one a miss!

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  6. I'm speechless. Don't even think of writing what you are thinking, Frances.

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    1. All right. I won't, then. Just for you, Graham.

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