For some time, I’ve been inundated with emails from comapanies offering to increase the size of my penis (or improve the performance of the one I’ve apparently got) and to introduce me to voluptuous young women from the East. Now, these people have decided that I’m bald, as well, and are offering me a variety of hair restoring products (my hair is actually quite thick).
In vain do I send messages to say that I AM A WOMAN, but these are always ignored. So I’ll just have to put up with it.
Next time around, I’ve decided I shall simply be called Mary 🙂