A competition (something for the week-end)

Inspired by Broken Biro's blog today, and a game one of my sons played with his mobile (while "working"), I thought it might be fun to see how many book titles could be adapted to a fishy alternative. For example: The Cod Delusion, Prawn with the Wind. That kind of thing.

Any more ideas? There will be a winner, who will receive an accolade, (but sadly no prize).