A silly competition...

...to make up for the huge disappointment caused by my last post, whose link refused to work (I've now deleted it).

No prizes, but this is a fishy literary competition (game, really).  Names of well-known books altered to look fishy. For example:

Peyton Plaice
The Cod Delusion
The Pilchard's Progress

Over to you now (only those with nothing better to do need apply. I'm off to do the ironing).

A competition (something for the week-end)

Inspired by Broken Biro's blog today, and a game one of my sons played with his mobile (while "working"), I thought it might be fun to see how many book titles could be adapted to a fishy alternative. For example: The Cod Delusion, Prawn with the Wind. That kind of thing.

Any more ideas? There will be a winner, who will receive an accolade, (but sadly no prize).