Sunday, 20 November 2011

Magpie 92












"I'm a Catholic!" cried Mona to Fred.
"We must keep all our clothes on in bed.
We may kiss on the lips
(But not join at the hips)
Then take everything off once we're wed!"


(With thanks to Magpie Tales for the photo)
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23 comments:

  1. Patsy20 November 2011 at 18:25

    Very good!

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  2. Stafford Ray20 November 2011 at 18:52

    Marrying a Catholic is like buying a pig in a poke or should I rephrase that! Good stuff! Or should I rephrase that!!

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  3. Kathe W.20 November 2011 at 19:06

    tee hee!Clever you!

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  4. Marilyn & Jeff20 November 2011 at 19:06

    Fabulous!! This really made me smile.

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  5. Charleen20 November 2011 at 19:08

    Like! :-)

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  6. Martin20 November 2011 at 19:22

    "...Then take everything off once we're wed!"

    But still turn the lights off, I suspect.

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  7. Doctor FTSE20 November 2011 at 19:36

    I rise to the challenge of your hilarious limerick. How could I not!?

    Remember how in days of yore
    actors kept one foot firm on the floor
    in all scenes with a bed
    in case the prudes said
    "Please! Tease us a little bit more."

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  8. Jotter Girl20 November 2011 at 21:17

    Adorable! Made me smile.

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  9. Christine20 November 2011 at 21:19

    Good one, this made me chuckle

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  10. Helen20 November 2011 at 21:42

    This is one catholic girl that did not heed the warning .......

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  11. JJ Roa Rodriguez20 November 2011 at 23:26

    i love it... made me laugh... nice!

    JJRod'z

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  12. Tess Kincaid20 November 2011 at 23:36

    Giggle...excellent...

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  13. CHummelKornell21 November 2011 at 03:19

    Well done, brought a smile, thanks~

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  14. Paula RC21 November 2011 at 07:56

    What a giggle you are! Loved it

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  15. Rosemary Gemmell21 November 2011 at 11:46

    That's priceless, Frances!

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  16. Brian Miller21 November 2011 at 18:18

    ha...i think they are just playing with fire thinking they will not burn down the house...smiles.

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  17. Cad21 November 2011 at 21:35

    Goody twoshoes?!

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  18. Frances Garrood21 November 2011 at 22:38

    Thanks, everyone! That's all my Catholic guilt coming out...

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  19. Carrie Van Horn22 November 2011 at 01:29

    Thanks for the smiles Frances!

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  20. Isabel Doyle22 November 2011 at 08:58

    hmmmm my Catholic didn't hear that one ...

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  21. Jinksy23 November 2011 at 16:22

    *smiles*

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  22. Anonymous27 November 2011 at 00:09

    LOL

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  23. Nikita27 November 2011 at 11:37

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