Sunday, 20 November 2011

Magpie 92












"I'm a Catholic!" cried Mona to Fred.
"We must keep all our clothes on in bed.
We may kiss on the lips
(But not join at the hips)
Then take everything off once we're wed!"


(With thanks to Magpie Tales for the photo)

23 comments:

  1. Marrying a Catholic is like buying a pig in a poke or should I rephrase that! Good stuff! Or should I rephrase that!!

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  2. Fabulous!! This really made me smile.

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  3. "...Then take everything off once we're wed!"

    But still turn the lights off, I suspect.

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  4. I rise to the challenge of your hilarious limerick. How could I not!?

    Remember how in days of yore
    actors kept one foot firm on the floor
    in all scenes with a bed
    in case the prudes said
    "Please! Tease us a little bit more."

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  5. Good one, this made me chuckle

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  6. This is one catholic girl that did not heed the warning .......

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  7. i love it... made me laugh... nice!

    JJRod'z

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  8. ha...i think they are just playing with fire thinking they will not burn down the house...smiles.

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  9. Thanks, everyone! That's all my Catholic guilt coming out...

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  10. hmmmm my Catholic didn't hear that one ...

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