Sunday, 20 November 2011
"I'm a Catholic!" cried Mona to Fred.
"We must keep all our clothes on in bed.
We may kiss on the lips
(But not join at the hips)
Then take everything off once we're wed!"
(With thanks to Magpie Tales for the photo)
Posted by Frances Garrood at 16:39
Labels: Magpie 92, Magpie Tales, sex before marriage
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Marrying a Catholic is like buying a pig in a poke or should I rephrase that! Good stuff! Or should I rephrase that!!ReplyDelete
tee hee!Clever you!ReplyDelete
Fabulous!! This really made me smile.ReplyDelete
"...Then take everything off once we're wed!"ReplyDelete
But still turn the lights off, I suspect.
I rise to the challenge of your hilarious limerick. How could I not!?ReplyDelete
Remember how in days of yore
actors kept one foot firm on the floor
in all scenes with a bed
in case the prudes said
"Please! Tease us a little bit more."
Adorable! Made me smile.ReplyDelete
Good one, this made me chuckleReplyDelete
This is one catholic girl that did not heed the warning .......ReplyDelete
i love it... made me laugh... nice!ReplyDelete
Well done, brought a smile, thanks~ReplyDelete
What a giggle you are! Loved itReplyDelete
That's priceless, Frances!ReplyDelete
ha...i think they are just playing with fire thinking they will not burn down the house...smiles.ReplyDelete
Thanks, everyone! That's all my Catholic guilt coming out...ReplyDelete
Thanks for the smiles Frances!ReplyDelete
hmmmm my Catholic didn't hear that one ...ReplyDelete
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