Saturday, 28 April 2012
Y is for Yellow
2. I look terrible in yellow. Lots of people do. It's just a bad colour for most people.
3. But - yellow is the colour of spring (together with green). I don't like out-of-season flowers in reds and oranges in the spring. Spring flowers should be yellow, like chicks.
4. People who go yellow are not well. Fact.
5. I lost at Snakes and Ladders today, against my four-year-old grandson, using a yellow counter. I cheated (that's one of the reasons I don't mind Snakes and Ladders. It's easy to cheat. Theoretically, it's a game that could go on for ever. Literally. So it needs to be stopped).
6. Someone wrote a song about yellow submarines. There are no such things.