Sunday, 24 June 2012

Magpie 123


For a nose job you'll pay a fat fee.
Can't afford one? Then come and see me.
I'm a man with street cred,
Fists as big as my head.
Ask me nicely, and I'll do it for free.



(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)
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18 comments:

  1. Grace24 June 2012 at 15:14

    That last line is an irony ~ Nice take on the prompt ~

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  2. Laurel's Quill24 June 2012 at 15:37

    and he looks like he could do it! cute take.

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  3. Patsy24 June 2012 at 16:46

    If you ask not nicely, I suppose he 'fixes' other body parts too?

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  4. Jinksy24 June 2012 at 17:56

    Big bully! LOL. :)

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  5. Paula RC24 June 2012 at 18:08

    I love it... Does he work for the government to save money for the NHS?

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  6. JJ Roa Rodriguez24 June 2012 at 18:16

    with that scene... i def love my nose... hahaha...

    JJRod'z

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  7. Unknown24 June 2012 at 18:20

    "Fists as big as my head" ..... woah!! Not so sure I would be eager to see him about a boob job!! Wonderfully funny, Frances. Thanks for bringing a bit of fun to this nasty looking prompt. =D

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  8. Tess Kincaid24 June 2012 at 18:31

    I love love love "fists as big as my head"...

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  9. Graham Edwards24 June 2012 at 20:04

    I just don't know how you do it.

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  10. The Blog of Bee24 June 2012 at 20:19

    "I'm a man with street cred" - a wonderful term which I haven't heard for a while. Love your take.

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  11. Anonymous24 June 2012 at 21:23

    i love your interpretation!! nose job -> yup that's where this is going....don't forget the dental work too.

    done for

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  12. Brian Miller24 June 2012 at 23:41

    not the kinda nose job i am looking for...mine is already big enough...smiles...

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  13. Helen25 June 2012 at 02:19

    Ouch!!! :) :)

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  14. Yvonne Osborne25 June 2012 at 02:59

    I admire your wit. You have a genius for seeing the humorous side of things.

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  15. 21 Wits25 June 2012 at 04:04

    Okay! Funny stuff!

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  16. Susan Anderson25 June 2012 at 20:42

    Gotta love this one!

    =)

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  17. Berowne25 June 2012 at 20:44

    Clever, entrtaining...

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  18. Frances Garrood26 June 2012 at 12:05

    Thank you for the visits and the comments. But I wish I could write the thoughtful, serious stuff some of you guys write. I just don't seem to have The Gift.

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