A man sees another man walking down the road carrying a long pole.
First man: Are you a pole vaulter?
Second man: No. I am a German. How did you know my name was Walter?
I live with my husband in Devizes in Wiltshire where I spend my time writing, reading, riding (I am the lucky owner of a beautiful horse, Blue), and keeping up with my four children and an increasing number of small grandchildren (eight so far). I was for many years a nurse and a Relate counsellor. I have taught creative writing both at a local college and a prison, and I review a wide variety of items - including books - for the Amazon Vine programme.I write to death row prisoners in America, being a life-long opponent jof the death penalty. And I spend too much time blogging..
I can be contacted by email: franstott@waitrose.com
Hehe! Brilliant.
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Tee hee :D
ReplyDeleteWe all loved that here. Thanks, Frances.
ReplyDeleteShort, sharp and funny. Up with the best.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you still have your sense of humour. Only just read about your accident. Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteThat's good, here's another.
ReplyDelete'Do you play tennis Denis?' One sportsman said to the other,
'No I play hockey cockey' He replied.