Inflatable zimmer frame (quote from catalogue)
"Picture the scene – a dignified 50th birthday party. The wine is poured, the nibbles are out, there’s an oldies CD playing in the background and several people have rattled off boring toasts. The atmosphere is getting a little dull when, with a mischievous grin, you hand over your gift, an unassuming, beautifully wrapped, box. Just imagine the roar of laughter that will follow it when they open up the gift. Fun will be had, the Zimmer will be passed around and you’ll be spotting photos of party guests with it all over Facebook in no time!"
I promise I'll try to stop now. Well, I'll try...
Sounds hilarious - but if it doesn't get a big enough laugh you could poke someone in the eye.
ReplyDeleteGood idea, Patsy. A poke in the eye always goes down well!
DeleteIt doesn't happen often, but I am lost for words at this brilliant idea of whoever came up with it.
ReplyDeleteI think I've just lost my sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteMe too, Maggie.
DeleteHe looks in pain! Or helpless laughter at such a gift.
ReplyDeleteWho can tell, Rosemary?
DeleteI hope my friends don't ever think that would be a good gift for me.....it would definitely be regifted....made me laugh though.
ReplyDeleteI hope that your husband John is getting stronger and feeling better every day....please give him my regards.
ReplyDeleteEven with your imaginative talents you couldn't have made that one up so I have to assume it really is an advert. It wasn't issued on 1st April was it?
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