2 (The burning question): How does it stay up?
3. Does it stay on while its wearer is swimming?
4. Does anybody - anybody at all - find this attractive?
5. Refer to question 1.
The equipment of the gentleman on the right is apparently so heavy that he has to hang it round his neck. He's just showing off.
I'm off now to look after two sweet, innocent little grandsons. Have a good weeke-end.
(I stumbled across these photos in today's Times)