Friday, 20 June 2014

Something sexy (?) for the week-end

Actually, it was the one middle I wanted, but I seem to have got three instead. He (in the middle) is Bobby somebody (a 'celebrity', but I've already forgotten his second name). This photo  poses (ha)  several questions:

1. Why?
2 (The burning question): How does it stay up?
3. Does it stay on while its wearer is swimming?
4. Does anybody - anybody at all - find this attractive?
5. Refer to question 1.

The equipment of the gentleman on the right is apparently so heavy that he has to hang it round his neck. He's  just showing off.

I'm off now to look after two sweet, innocent little grandsons. Have a good weeke-end.

(I stumbled across these photos in today's Times)

32 comments:

  1. Put me off my breakfast. However, I'd love to see red-sock dude after a few hours in the sun. He has white bits that are going to be very red and burnt. He'll have to change his Cock-Sock color, or it will no longer be the colorful focus of attention.

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  2. I'll buy you one if you will wear it.
    You don't have one and looking at these pictures neither do they.
    I'm being silly.
    I used to climb out of all the rubber gear when I was a middling deep sea diver. I had micro Phallus. Embarrassing it was when the Merchant Marine let ladies in. I'll never forget the Bosonesse's comment as she wheeled me into the decompression chamber. Don't worry Sir, my Tampons are smaller. A brilliant lass.

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  3. Ugh...
    that's all I can say to this, really.

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    1. Hey Up. You have just enjoyed Yorkshire and the land of little willies.
      Ugh?.....think...are we all that tiny. You were 'appen unlucky.

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    2. Didn't know that I was in the land of little willies, Adrian - certainly didn't see any at all, so I could not compare with what I am used to over here...

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  4. I've been questioning its ability to stay up... while swimming, too.

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    1. Do you mean the - er - swimwear? Or something else??

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  5. No, I don't find it attractive. if they want an all over tan, why not just go naked?

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    1. Patsy. I agree. Quite horrible. I suppose that's why I posted it.

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  6. Ugh - just ugh!
    Enjoy your weekend and put these terrible images out of your mind x

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    1. Thanks, Teresa. Back now, and feelingmuch better.

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  7. And I'll add another Ugh and a yuck for good measure (no pun intended!).

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    1. No pun taken(?), Lynne. And I totally agree.

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  8. Yes…horrible images..try not to think of them..and whatever was The Times thinking of? I prefer a man in a nice suit, shirt and tie …...much " sexier".

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    1. Yes. Less is more, Frances. (Though a lot of men seem to think otherwise.)

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  9. Perhaps they would be useful for male tennis players to store their tennis balls under their shorts.

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  10. The fellow on the right in the chartreuse is the actor Sasha Baron Cohen. I have no idea who the other two blokes are.

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  11. At least Cohen wore it as a JOKE.

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    1. Indeed. I now can'tremember why I posted it...

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  13. It certainly isn't attractive and there's no way it can be practical. So I guess the only reason must be that it (evidently) gets them exposed on blogs and thus keeps them famous. Even if no one knows who they are.

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    1. Me now pretty distressed too, Wendy.

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