Friday, 3 July 2015

Ten things you will never hear me say

1. Ride on a roller coaster? I'd love to!

2. Your computer's playing up? Just leave it to me. I'll fix it.

3. Peanut butter in my sandwich, please.

4. I think I'll start with the prawns. And please make sure all their faces, whiskers, little boiled eyes etc are left on.

5. You lie on the beach, and I'll stand near the edge of this cliff and photograph you from a hundred feet above.

6. I'm running up a little outfit to wear at the weekend.

7. Ditto curtains (but I shan't wear those, of course).

8. Bungee jumping? Count me in!

9. I'm never getting on a horse again after that last fall.*

10. Time spent blogging couldn't possibly be spent doing something more useful.

*Dear reader, I got back on on Monday, and am now paying for it, having exacerbated a  pulled ligament in my ankle. Physio, exercises, and Time...... Oh, and no riding, of course. Sigh.

What single thing would you never, ever say?




29 comments:

  1. Another pint? No thank you.

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  2. More Bread-n-Butter Pudding Cro? Ooooh, yes please!

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  3. I can't wait to get these boxing gloves on and knock some sense into you.

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  4. Yes, ten inches off the ends will be fine.

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    1. Hair? Legs? Or something rather mysterious?

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  5. A parachute jump! Count me in.

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    1. Definitely. I could add that one, Maggie.

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    1. What is worse is: are you going anywhere nice?

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  7. OK, I'll leave my cellphone at home.

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    1. I'm always doing that as women don't have the right kinds of pockets and I hate handbags.

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  8. No thanks I won't have any more wine.

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  9. ps. I am with you on No's 1,2 and 8. Only ever been on a beach donkey so can't comment on No. 9 !

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    1. Frances, you don't know what you've missed. Fractures, sprains, bruises. What's not to enjoy?

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    2. It's a long way down from a horse. I suspect you have noticed that!!

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  10. No cake for me thank you.

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  11. Please Like me on Facebook.
    Also: Wonderful tattoo! I want the same...

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  12. A friend wanted me to go white water rafting with her. "Great idea, I'd love to" - or maybe not.

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    1. I'm not brave anough for white water rafting, but I do love the idea.

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  13. No, I wouldn't like to go caving, or anywhere else underground.

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    1. Do you really mean that you WANT to go caving, Rosemary??

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