Written after a very wet christening, and dedicated to the memory of my late father, who always referred to this as "the law of undesirable coincidences"
The law of Murphy, or of Sod* -
Some call it fate, some call it God.
You put two socks in the machine,
Just one comes out. See what I mean?
You leave your brolly in the hall -
The drought will end, the rain will fall.
But should you try to pray for rain,
Behold! The sun comes out again!
The lesson I have learnt from this?
Accept things just the way they iss.
Accept the sock, the sun, the rain.
You'll never feel let down again.
*The disheartening laws of Murphy and Sod. When things go wrong, anywhere in the English-speaking world, we are likely to invoke one of them. Some people think the two are the same.
Monday, 27 July 2015
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Love the illustration and the poetry is a worthy accompaniment.
ReplyDeleteYou're very kind, Adrian.
DeleteSod's Law: "The jam butty always lands jam side down on the carpet, except when required to do so for the purpose of proving Sod's Law."
ReplyDeleteExactly, Tim.
DeleteWhen I read this last night, I thought of commenting in a rhyme, but my brain seems to be unable to make up something clever and witty right now.
ReplyDeleteSo far, I've not been hit too much by Sod's Law; no missing socks, for instance. Maybe Meike's Law is a bit different :-)
I suspect Meike that you are too logical to believe in such a law and thus you are protected.
DeleteMeike, I would have expected no less from you. Sod's law and I are well-acquainted, but you haven't missed much.
DeleteI bet you had a great time at the christening anyway. Love the poem.
ReplyDeleteThe christening was lovely, Maggie.
DeleteHaving been born in Liverpool it would have been unwise to have used the term 'Murphy'. In the Good Old Days one may well just have been thumped by a passing Irishman. Doubtless now one would be taken before some tribunal or other (or had a campaign against one raised in the social media) accused of Murphyism.
ReplyDeleteGraham, I like my father's rendering best, but it takes too long to say.
DeleteIf I'd used that as a kid in Liverpool no-one would have understood anyway (even me probably).
DeleteI love both poem and picture and have great sympathy as this law constantly applies in my life. xxx
ReplyDeleteAh. You're one of us, Joanna!
DeleteStuff happens - and it's not always the stuff we hoped would happen.
ReplyDeleteStuff happens is neat. And polite. I would expect no less of you, Patsy.
DeleteLove it - especially the bit about accepting it!
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