Titch: so you've finished that - that challenge thing?
Titch: And you mentioned me?
Me: I told you I did!
Titch: Only my grandfather, though. Not me.
Me: That's near enough.
Titch: No pictures of me?
Me: I've done pictures of you!.
But Titch sighed. He was obviously disappointed. So I told me that for a limited period only, his photo could have pride of place on this blog.
Titch (pleased): Hmmm. Though I say it myself...
Me: You're always saying it. And okay. Yes. You're beautiful.
Titch: That's all right, then. Got any carrots?
Plus ca change.