Monday 30 July 2012

"50" entrepreneurial ideas

I'll never make a fortune out of writing, and although I haven't read That Book, I have to admire anyone who can drum up that kind of success.

Sitting here, trying to recover from my injuries (sitting is not easy, given the location of The Bruise), I mused on the matter of making lots of money, and came up with the following:
1. A lighting shop: Fifty Shades
2. A kitchen shop: Fifty Blades
3. A brothel: Fifty Maids
4. Its sister company (cleaning consortium): Nifty Maids
5. An arboretum: Fifty Glades

What do you think? Any other ideas?

20 comments:

  1. An employment agency - 50 trades?

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  2. An elevator company: Lifty Aides.
    (And I know you say "lift" in England!)

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  3. A learning centre for school children who need to improve their grades:
    Shifting Grades

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  4. A garden centre: Fifty Spades
    A hair-salon: Fifty Braids
    A tannery: Fifty Suedes
    A factory with a glut of Seville oranges: Fifty Marmalades?

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  5. Cut price Olympic ceremonies: Thrifty Parades

    (Sorry about the bruise. Hope it gets better soon!)

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    1. Very topical! Thanks for the good wishes, Joanne.

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  6. School for Thugs - Fifty Raids

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    1. This would be a real money - spinner, Maggie.

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  7. Oh dear. Here I am, commenting on my own post. But I've spent much of today in hospital waiting rooms being checked up on, with too much time to think. So:

    Hair Colouring salon: Shifting Shades of Grey
    Building Society: Fifty ways to Save
    Loan Shark: Fifty Ways to Pay
    C of E handbook: Fifty Ways to Pray
    Fashion house catering for clothes for May Balls:, Fifty Stays for May
    Pottery: Fifty Ways with Clay

    Please stop me, somebody. This way madness lies....

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  8. A policeman's life - 50 Raids? (I haven't checked on other peoples' suggestions before making this one)

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  9. Good title for a crime novel, Jenny!

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  10. Talking to yourself is also a form of madness I think! But if you have been couped up in a hospital waiting room, it's perfectly understandable. Hope everything checked out ok.

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    1. Ah, but not too mad to notice your spelling mistake, Maggie!

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