Sunday, 12 August 2012

Magpie 130


They take poor Sue (our latest Mag)
And tie her in a paper bag.
"Get out of that!" they cry, "you have
No map, no knife, and no satnav."
Says she, "no problem. I've a plan.
Get out of this? Of course I can!
The solution is quite simple. It's
A brain, a shell, and knife-sharp tits."



(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)

15 comments:

  1. The shell and I like the rhythm! Thanks for visiting-

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  2. Wonderfully whimsical as always.

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  3. Perfect! Without giving this de-headed body back autonomy and control it is a beheaded body.

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  4. It's clear your brain is knife sharp - don't know about the rest of your anatomy! :)

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  5. Oh, if only you could hear the belly laughs... thanks so much, Frances!! =D

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  6. Hilarious as ever. And thanks for reminding me of that word i always seem to forget . . .

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  7. I love "knife sharp tits". That works perfectly.

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  8. Haha... knife sharp tits indeed!

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  9. Oh no a booby-trap?! Very nice!

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  10. Hahahaha! Great take! OMG! Hahahaha! Female ingenuity and knife sharp tits ... as yes, they'll get you far!

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  11. Thanks for all the kind comments!

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  12. Hey! Hey! That was amazingly funny!

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