A tabloid newspaper holds an editorial meeting to select an image for its front page
That could be Prince Harry in a wig
On the right. But the bottom's too big.
We can't use the duck,
And the plane is too - plain.
The whirlpool is rubbish.
It's, frankly, insane.
I've run out of ideas now. To be honest, it's
A terrible shame we've no shots of Kate's t**s.
(with thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)
hahahah I like how you took the elements to
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Once again Frances, thanks so much for the laughter. Your sense of fun is titillating! =D Kate would have brought the whole presentation up to a cut above! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteIt's only because I'm incapable of writing serious verse, Linda. I only wish I could!
DeleteYou play well with others it seems
ReplyDeletespinning yarns and twine and string
out of bits and t**s.
Oh, very clever!
DeletePrince Harry in a wig! Oh ha!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tess (this was a very difficult one!).
DeleteTopical and fun as well. Full marks for this one! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jinksy!
DeleteA wild interpretation of the prompt - good.
ReplyDeleteWild? Moi? Hmmm...
DeleteFun poem and a trenchant comment on UK's Redtop press.
ReplyDeleteClever ... yep!!
ReplyDeleteYou made my day! Yes, you are so right about the t....s! But they could doll up the plain plane...! Such great fun reading this! I always enjoy your sunny-side of things!
ReplyDelete"bottom" haha, yes, I have the sense of humor of an eight-year-old buy high on sugar ;-)
ReplyDeleteHah! I feel the same way about the picture, but could not put it in words as wittily!
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