Except that I didn't. Buy cards in Teignmouth, that is. On 23rd December.
But that's what my bank statement says. It tells me I spent £9.98 on cards in Teignmouth. Does the bank think I've nothing better to do than traipse down to Teignmouth to buy cards, just before Christmas, when Devizes has more card shops than anywhere else in the country (or so it seems)?
So someone, somewhere (Teignmouth, presumably) is using my card, or it's identical twin, to buy cards. Odd, that. I never think of fraudsters, even minor ones, as bothering to send people cards.
Will they strike again? Watch this space.