Monday, 14 January 2013

Magpie 151



THE WORLD'S MOST VERSATILE KNITTED GARMENT
(Available in dusky rose, one size fits all)

Wear this sideways, upside down,
Or even wear it inside out.
This covers legs and face and arms;
(Drink or watch telly via the snout).
Deters the cockroach, wasp, mosquito -
Plus, you can travel incognito.

(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)
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17 comments:

  1. Berowne14 January 2013 at 10:45

    Smart, bright, enjoyable.

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  2. Patsy14 January 2013 at 11:51

    I was going to say it'd clash with my hair, but then I realised my hair wouldn't show so problem solved! (even so, I don't think I'll order one)

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  3. ADRIAN14 January 2013 at 12:05

    Would my bum look big in this?

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  4. Laurie Kolp14 January 2013 at 12:48

    Someone said it looks like a pig...

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  5. Leigh Caron14 January 2013 at 12:54

    I'm still laughing! It takes the Snuggie to a new level.

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  6. Anonymous14 January 2013 at 13:10

    Goodness. Words fail me!

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  7. Yvonne Osborne14 January 2013 at 13:21

    Frances,
    The only problem....my feet would be cold.

    You never disappoint!

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  8. Anonymous14 January 2013 at 14:48

    Does it come in black?

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  9. Little Nell14 January 2013 at 17:11

    Everyone should have one in their wardrobe!

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  10. Helen14 January 2013 at 18:30

    LOL ....

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  11. 21 Wits14 January 2013 at 19:21

    Everywhichway right! I'm gushing in pink- ! Great, fun read!

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  12. Susan Anderson14 January 2013 at 19:43

    You cracked me up.

    =D

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  13. The Write Girl15 January 2013 at 03:04

    Fun and clever. Nicely written!

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  14. The Blog of Bee19 January 2013 at 05:50

    Does it make you itch???

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  15. Charleen19 January 2013 at 13:21

    I don't know how incognito you'd be in that thing...lol

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  16. Jinksy20 January 2013 at 12:17

    Incognito, but not inconspicuous, perhaps? LOL

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  17. Frances Garrood20 January 2013 at 16:07

    Thanks for all the generous comments!

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