Monday, 14 January 2013
THE WORLD'S MOST VERSATILE KNITTED GARMENT
(Available in dusky rose, one size fits all)
Wear this sideways, upside down,
Or even wear it inside out.
This covers legs and face and arms;
(Drink or watch telly via the snout).
Deters the cockroach, wasp, mosquito -
Plus, you can travel incognito.
(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture)