"EU ban on powerful vacuum cleaners prompts anger and legal challenge"
While Justin* takes his private jet
To search for his absconding pet,
And city Range Rovers abound
To cart the feckless rich around,
I've no incentive to be greener.
Long live the powerful vacuum cleaner!
*Bieber. No, I don't know who he is, either. But he's rich, and has (or had) a pet monkey.