Thanks do much to those who entered. The standard was amazing. In the end I decided on two winners - Joaanna and Keith - as their entries were witty, neat and they scanned beautifully. There were some very funny ones (I loved Lynne's), and John especially iked Suzy's. Fran's last line was inspired, as was Bernadette's. Martin's was very neat, too.
Could you let me have your addresses, Keith and Joanna, and let me know what you would ike (if anything) written in your copies, and I will send out the books. My email is: email@example.com