Friday 22 February 2019

My perfect dog

I’ve seen a labradoodle and a
Dachysdoodle too,
But what I really, really wants’s
A peke-a-pug-a-poo.

I’d like to get three little dogs and
This is what I’d do -
I’d mix and match them til I got
A peke-a-pug-a-poo.

People would stop in wonderment,
And then they’d  ask me: “who
On earth have you got there?”
I’d say: “my peek-a-pug-a-poo.”

You’ll never find one in the street
Or park or beach or zoo,
So mine would be unique, the only
Peke-a-pug-a-poo.

So if I fail at writing, or
The other things I do,
At least I’d own the one and only
Peke-a-pug-a-poo.


(Except that I bet someone’s already done it...)


15 comments:

  1. This could be a song - the name of the dog offers itself for yodeling :-)

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  2. Love it, Frances, though I can't imagine the poor pug!

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    1. Yes. I'm not sure who would have ended up underneath...

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  3. Hope you are OK...it's a long time since you have posted anything? I check everyday! X

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    1. You are kind, Frances! I'm fine, thanks, just not blogging at the moment.I'll probably be back...

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  4. You say you will "probably be back" ... I certainly hope you will be. Really miss your blog.

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  5. Love! So funny....all these mixed breeds out there nowadays. I would still take a lowly loyal mutt.

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  6. You must be busy breeding that dog! Hope You are well, miss your writing.

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