Isn't that a stupid question? What are you supposed to say? "No. This year we decided to go somewhere really nasty"?
This is, of course, hairdresser-speak. Safe, but dull. And, as I said, stupid.
But my hairdresser and I always end up talking about sex. I've no idea why. It doesn't start out that way. It's an all-roads-lead-to kind of thing. We aren't flirting. He's about the same age as my son. It's just the way it is. We also talk about fast cars and what we'd do if we won the lottery, but it invariably ends with sex.
At this point, all around us, scissors and voices are dropped so that everyone else can listen in, and they all stop talking about the nice places where they're going on holiday, which has to be a good thing. So really, we're doing them all a favour.
What do you talk about when you're having your hair cut (bald readers need not reply)?