This is the kind of morning I've had....
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(We've got our eye on you).
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(You may have to wait for days), we
Will play some music while you wait
Designed to drive you crazy.
You're ringing off? Oh dear. We'll be
Quite sad to see you go, but
Since twenty-twelve, this firm has been
Entirely run by robots.